Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Dylan is gay

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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