If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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