Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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A seal walks into a club.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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