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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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