What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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TOBUSCUS

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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