knock knock get lost!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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