What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Agent 47.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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