Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

what do you call gingers ugly.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Here's another:

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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