- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

I pooped.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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