- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

My children are huge mistakes.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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