- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Wanna know something funny? Your face

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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