Your Mother

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Vagina.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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