What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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