- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

I was born.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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