What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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