What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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