What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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