Paper shield.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The Detroit Lions

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

thumb_up thumb_down -28

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

thumb_up thumb_down -28

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

thumb_up thumb_down -28

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

thumb_up thumb_down -28

mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

thumb_up thumb_down -30

i have to pee out my ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops