- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What are we then hypocrites?

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you spell eight? 8

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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