Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Knock knock Come in

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

GONNA

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

jwe

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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