- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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