a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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