- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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