Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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