Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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civil rights

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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