An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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How come grilled cheese?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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