A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

This joke is funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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