- Anti Joke

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

The Game.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS