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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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