How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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