- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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