A man walks into a bar.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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