- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Trashcan!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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