why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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