knock knock who's there me i kill you

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

are you gay does your mom know

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

pauls tuck

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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