Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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are you gay does your mom know

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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