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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

An English man walks into a pub.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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