- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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