Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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