- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Trashcan!

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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