What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Chuck norris

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Why did it die Nothing died

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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