A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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I am a nigger.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Are you a tree

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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The person below me is weird.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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