Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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