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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

HEY YOU!!!!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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