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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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