Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

you first

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

who ever is reading this....

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

the asian kid gets an F

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Hillary Clinton

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Donkey lips

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Colby Michael Schluter

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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