A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Mark Wilson

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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This is not a joke.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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