What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Of course, first door on your left

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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