Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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