What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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This is not a joke

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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The Christian Bible.

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Anti Joke

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