- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

roses are red. violets are violet...

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

This is not a joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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