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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

civil rights

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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