What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Cancer

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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