Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Penis.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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whats up fuch you bitch

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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