Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Fiats

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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