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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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