Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Why did the

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Justin's hair

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Snooki

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Anti Joke

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