- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

donald................duck for president

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

religion.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Your mom.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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