Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Women's rights.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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