What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

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