- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

try slamming a revolving door

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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