Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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My penis is big... not.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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How come grilled cheese?

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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banana

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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