Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What did I do last night?work

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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