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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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