- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Jesus was a good guy

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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