- Anti Joke

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Your mama's so fat.

religion.