What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Anti Joke

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