4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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