rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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a man said hi.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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