yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Membean

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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WHAT????

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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